Sorry folks for the delay in this post.  I’ve had a busy week of working late, having dinner with Mama Fraker and still fitting in a healthy, responsible intake of alcohol.  In honor of it being Friday I will keep this short and sweet with one sentence for each point so you can read my stuff and quickly get back to what we all want…Jersey Shore marathon on MTV2.

Winners

• Pacemaker companies.  What’s the best way to generate lots of business for you?…lots of fried food, booze and having Ohio State almost lose and pull out the win in a matter of 30 seconds.
• 2nd half offense.  Can we just bottle the offense we had in the second half and use that for every second of every game…that would be great.
• Zombie Woody.  He exists!…lots of running, but using the pistol and option a whole lot more than normal Woody did…I just hope he doesn’t start eating brains.
• Special teams.  Blocking a punt…kicking field goals…punting the ball…looking sexy…it’s all there…what?
• Boom Herron.  Great to have you back, buddy and the team seems to be feeding off you, but if you take even a stick of gum without clearing it through the NCAA…you will kick my ass because I will find you on campus, come charging at you with a garden rake wearing plaid overalls with the crotch cut out of it, trip on myself and you and all surrounding students will pummel me…on second thought, great job.
• Quailman.  Check this out…enough said.

Losers 

• Wisconsin secondary.  Two straight weeks of blowing the game…ouch…sucks for those bastards in the land of beer and cheese.
• 2nd half OSU defense.  Yeah remember our bottling talk for the offense?…let’s flush the second half defense down the toilet, ok?
• 1st half offense.  This, too.
• My memory.  8 pm kickoff + Workoholics marathon + Halloween weekend = not having a clear picture of everything that happened in the game…oops.

S*** List

• Companies who have started plugging Christmas stuff.  Does Thanksgiving mean nothing anymore?…does it???…you stuff your face with food, watch football and have awkward conversations with family members you only see on Thanksgiving and you aren’t totally sure if this person is in your family…WTF?!?!?!?!?