March 2012
5 posts
Columbus Blue Jackets = Misery
When you mix yesterday’s 5-2 loss to the Detroit Red Wings where four unanswered goals were allowed in a 10 minute span of the third period with the agony that has been this year I’ve finally come up with what it’s like to be a Columbus Blue Jacket fan:
S***tymiserablewhydotheysucksobadforsolong-atude.
I have been behind this team 100% from the first drop of the puck on October...
February 2012
6 posts
Overrated/Underrated I (6 items)
In an attempt to have a consistent post every week while using almost little extra brain power I will attempt to come up with overrated/underrated from whatever I feel needs to be mentioned. Some are common sense, some are just my opinion, but one thing’s for certain…lists like this are easy to do.
1. Holidays
Overrated: President’s Day. It know it’s a federal holiday,...
Valentine's Day Quiz
Hello all! It’s Valentine’s Day and are you confused if you’re a single man on this day or not? Well, I have the perfect quiz for you to know if you are in fact a man flying solo on this loving-est of loving days! Let’s get going gang!
(And if you’re really good…try to guess what the other people are. Trust me…it’s tough!)
1. What is your...
Pet Peeves: The Gym
Anyone who knows me knows I’m the model of physical fitness…and by model I mean the antithesis of perfect physique. While some men pride themselves on six-packs; I pride myself in polishing off six-packs.
So I know what you all are saying: “Hey, fatty…want this large pizza, fatty?” First off…ouch. Secondly I have gone to the gym before and I’m even...
I Love Eli Manning
I WANT TO OPEN MOUTH KISS ELI MANNING!!!
Sure that’s weird, disgusting and could lead to me being banned from New York until he retires, but that doesn’t stop me believing in a good-old-fashioned Frenching with my new hero.
He defeated the New England Patriots. Twice. In Super Bowls. In thrilling last-second drives. With Dickface Brady on the other sideline (my most hated sports...
Me + Car Repair = 100% Stupid
Let me tell you about a two day ordeal that started with me trying to get a nut off and finished with balls in my mouth.
First off if you laughed at that first line…you’re good people. Your head is in the gutter and I can definitely get along with you guys. If you thought the first line was appalling…you’re good people, too; only this form of good people are innocent...