December 2011
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One Hour Of Hell
One hour.
That’s 60 minutes. 3,600 seconds. Two 30 minute TV shows. Four quarters of football play. 59 1/2 minutes of crying after premature ej…what?
However you slice the pie it totals one hour; and later tonight, starting at 11 pm, will be the most harrowing, scary, pressure filled hour ever created by man since having to watch The Bachelor…finding a kiss at...
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Insight Into A Man's Mind: 3 Lists
Greetings to everyone out there who follow this blog regularly, tune in occasionally while their porn is buffering and those who are waiting for me to finally do some upskirt pics of myself to help them suppress their appetite as a form of diet.
I know it has been awhile since my last post. I had things get in the way like holiday shopping, being sick a week, continuing unsuccessfully in my...
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Gut Punches
“It’s just sports.”
This is a line that has been uttered throughout time by parents, girlfriends and misguided men. The target for this line is the fan whose team just lost a game. And not just losing the game, but it was how the loss happened. The team lost a game they should have won, the team got blown out of the water or the team got bounced out of the playoffs.
The fan...
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Exceptions For The 7 Deadly Sins
Gluttony, lust, envy, sloth, pride, greed and wrath. When put together what do they mean? A bitching weekend? A Tuesday night in Amsterdam? What happens behind the scenes at church potlucks after the casseroles and pickled beets are eaten?
Of course these are the seven deadly sins. Many people only know these from the movie Se7en where a guy everybody with genitalia wants to sleep with named...
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Ohio State Stuff: Urban Meyer and Men's B-Ball
I know I didn’t write anything after the Penn State and the state up north (I’mstupidandmakeoutwithfamilymembers) games, but I just couldn’t bring myself to write either post. Both were close losses and I just ran out of excitement for reliving football misery. I will, however, write a season in review after the bowl game (come on Little Caesar’s bowl! Getting shanked in Detroit while attending...